Step back from the hustle of everyday life with “I Need My Cosmic Distance,” a tongue-in-cheek notice to everyone around you that sometimes personal space is best measured in astronomical units. This wry expression suits the stargazing soul who loses track of time contemplating swirling galaxies, hypothesizing about wormhole travel, or even speculating on the cosmic forces that may have shaped life on Earth. When mundane concerns threaten to pull you in, this statement offers a comedic cosmic perspective, gently reminding others you might prefer the infinite quiet of interstellar frontiers to the clamor of small talk.Unleash your passion for astronomy as you delve into the secrets of exoplanet climates or the potential for water on distant moons. Whether you’re participating in discussion groups on colonizing Mars, reading about supermassive black holes, or simply watching rocket launches, “I Need My Cosmic Distance” reveals your appetite for stepping outside conventional boundaries. Showcase how cosmic phenomena nova explosions, colliding galaxies, or the ephemeral glow of a passing comet can provide both excitement and solace in a bustling world.Fellow cosmic explorers, star chasers, and space travel enthusiasts will nod in agreement when you flash your statement of cosmic independence. Join conversations about gravitational waves, the possibility of multi-planet species, and even the hypothetical existence of cosmic strings, all while maintaining a humorous stance on personal boundaries. This comedic approach ensures you stay grounded (ironically enough) even while your imagination soars beyond Earth’s gravitational pull.

• Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
• Date First Available ‏ : ‎ March 8, 2025
• Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ merch_template